Everything Eyelashes

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1-15-07

What Can Happen to YOU If You Wear Lash Bar Eyelash Extensions to a Justin Timberlake Concert

     The Lash Bar Girls (minus Jaime :( who couldn't attend at the last minute) hit the Justin Timberlake concert last night and my... my...my...what a fine looking young specimen that boy is indeed!  Natalie and Jill were one foot from the stage watching Justin bring Sexyback literally just inches away!  In fact, Natalie and Jill had some extremely deep moments with Justin and his crew. 
     For instance, during Justin's hit song, My Love, Natalie's hand was held by Justin's (which happened to be really dry and needing lotion or a good parrafin treatment which we at The Lash Bar would gladly provide him free of charge)  for five long seconds while singing to her. Jill also had "a moment"  with Timbaland holding hands but not quite the moment that Nat and Jus had. 
     What does this have to do with Eyelash Extensions you ask?  Simple. Obviously none of this would have happened had we not all been sporting full sets of Lavish Lashes Eyelash Extensions from The Lash Bar!  But wait...there's more! Not only do Lavish Lashes brand Eyelash Extensions attract hot boys like Justin Timberlake,  they also stand up amazingly well when a drumstick smacks you in the eye!   Undoubtedly,  because their lashes were unavoidably alluring, the drummer tossed his sticks in the air to Natalie and Jill. Only Jill wasn't ready and one smacked her in the eye! As expected,  there was absolutely no damage to her Lavish Lashes Premium J-Curl Lash Extensions whatsoever. The photo below proves it! 
    The moral of the story? Don't ever even think of not wearing Lavish Lash Eyelash Extensions from The Lash Bar to a hot boy concert. 
    Oh yeah, and one more thing..............HA HA on CAMERON!  Kidding!!!!!!

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8-27-06:

J.Lo's Mink Eyelashes (Don't Be Hatin')

      If you keep up with "all things celebrity" you have undoubtedly heard that mink fur  (yes, mink) eyelashes are all the rage in Hollywood.  It all started when non-other than  J.Lo (of course) showed up wearing a pair at the 2001 Academy Awards.  Uncharacteristically behind, yet not to be out done,  Madonna was next to wear during promotion for her 2004 Reinvention Tour --only hers had diamonds on them. Like Madonna wouldn't have diamonds on her mink lashes!        
     Let's be clear.  Mink eyelashes are not semi-permanent, eyelash extensions featured at The Lash Bar. . They are strip lashes, applied with a non-permanent adhesive,  that retail for no less than $500 plus a pair, and can be worn up to 30 times when properly stored and cared for. 
     Recently I've been thinking of carrying mink lashes at The Lash Bar.  Seems to me like a good idea to have some  around for people who need to be extra-fabulous for special events.  Or for those who just want to "add to their sexy" on the daily.  Frankly, though, I am sort of afraid of Heather.  
     The Heather I am referring to is Heather Mills McCartney, soon to be ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, and staunch supporter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).  I read recently in an article that  stated Heather, along with PETA,  is  "heavily embroiled in a high-profile hate campaign against J.Lo, and recently threatened to stalk her unless she stops wearing fur." A hate campaigned?! Stalk her?!  It went on to read "...Heather is so angry she was determined to target her, whatever the consequences." Target her?!  Like a hunter ?!   Turns out Heather wasn't messing around as, according to this same article,  Heather lost her prosthetic leg (now that's just wrong!) in a scuffle outside the New York offices of J.Lo's clothing company. That must have been some scuffle!  
     Far fetched that she would come to The Lash Bar and scuffle with me or Natalie? I think not! As everyone knows, Paul McCartney has owned a ranch outside Tucson for many years.  It would take Heather,  from the ranch, about 45-60 minutes via private jet and lime to show up on my business door step!
    I have a couple of things going for me, though.  A: Paul and Heather are divorcing and I really think that Paul will get the Tucson ranch.  Heather doesn't strike me as the "Tucson ranch type". Besides Paul bought that property with his more favorite, un-psycho wife, Linda. 
B: I think Heather is way too busy with her messy divorce to care about me.   From what I understand, nearly  everyone in the UK is on Paul's side and pretty much can't stand her.  Hmm....  
     What I really don't get though, is, why all the fuss in the first place?   Mink s eyelashes are made of individually selected mink fur hairs that have been harvested by gently brushing live animals. Mink eyelashes are not inhumane--just extravagant.  So, what's the big deal?  If I were a mink,  I would love to live at J.Lo's crib and get brushed and rubbed all day long.  It's too hot in Miami to have all that fur anyway.  In fact, if the minks could talk, I'd bet money they would tell Heather Mills to shut the *(^% up and quit being such a player hater by trying to ruin their sweet deal!  --Jill
     
     What do you think? Send your comments using the form below.

8-04-06:

SpongeBob's Eyelashes

   Have you ever watched the show SpongeBob SquarePants?  If not, you need to make it a priority this week!  It's one of those great cartoons that entertains kids with its silliness yet is loaded with humor for adults. Those of you who have seen the show, may recall the episode entitled, "I'm With Stupid".  In this episode, Patrick Starr (SpongeBob's very dim, best friend) is worried about his parents upcoming visit.  Patrick is hurt that his parents think he is "dumber than a stack of diapers" as he puts it.  Always looking out for Patrick,  SpongeBob volunteers to pretend to be stupid- just for the night. The two friends decide that the dumber SpongeBob acts  during the visit, the more brilliant Patrick will appear to his parents.  This works very well; however, Patrick is so thoughtless and dim that he forgets that SB is only pretending to be stupid and joins with his parents in relentlessly insulting his friend.  The parents tell Patrick, "when it comes to brightness you're about 3 watt. But this guy... he's a wet match in a dark cave. He makes phone operators seem smart! "  Then Patrick insults SB further by asking, " So, what's on your mind? Oh, let me guess! NOTHING! See, that's funny, 'cause your dumb!"   But the mother of all insults was when all three made fun of  SB's eyelashes:

Patrick: Hey Spongebob, got any mascara I can borrow? (pings his eyelashes)
Marty (dad): The boy wears make-up?
Janet (mom): What a card! 

And right then, I noticed poor SpongeBob has only three eyelashes on each eye!  And, yes, it does appear that he wears mascara. Whatever brand he is using, his lashes definitely do not look natural. In addition, the poor guy, is not a candidate for eyelash extensions since he has so few. "Strip" lashes would be much, much better for him. I would have sent him to the girls at the  Mac counter.  Now, I'm not going to "go there" and debate whether or not I think SB is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) but you have to wonder, why the mascara? 

-Jill

P.S.  Ultimately SB suffered through the unrelenting evening of insults for nothing. As it turns out, those weren't Patrick's parents after all.  Patrick was just too dumb to notice.    Brilliant!

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7-25-06:

Gilbert, Arizona- The New Playground for "Celebs"! 

    
     Tonight I was at the movies watching M. Night Shyamalan's newest film, The Lady in the Water (not one of his best, but I think we all need to cut him a break since, after all, he did give us Signs).  Anyway... as we were walking out of the theater,  walking right next to us, was the famous rapper and, most recently, the star of Law and Order, Special Victims Unit, ICE-T and his very shapely wife, Coco.  They had been watching the same movie that we had!  Some kids that worked at the theaters and knew that he was there had purchased a throw away camera and asked him for a picture as he exited into the lobby.  I can report that he was very nice and did oblige. I wanted to tell Coco I would do her lashes,  but I didn't know if they had some posse with them or something that would " shake me down" for getting "too close".  Maybe if she reads this, she'll give The Lash Bar a call. Hollah' at your girl,  Coco!

-Jill

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